![]() These are actual things people searched for least often yet somehow still found this blog.ĪNACONDAS EATING PEOPLE, ZEKEY, SAD BANANA, SUBGENIUS, AARDVARK, GOLDFISH, ANIME MOUTHS, WAFERS, GRIC, DREN FROM SPLICE, ASS, DOG FUCKING, STARSCREAM, STEVE CARREL, OILY ASS, AUTECHRE, CLAM, HAZELNUT, FLASH GORDON, FAT GUY, I LIKE TURTLES, PEAR, LOBO THE DUCK, FLOAM, PISSING MONKEY, BABOON BUM, رسم جماجم, BRATWURST, EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS, ANATOMY OF THE PENIS, ANATOMY OF A WALRUS, BORAT STENCIL, SQUARESVILLE, HASTUR, FREELANCE PAINTER, ARROGANT, HOW TO DRAW A CATFISH, MONKEY POOP FIGHT That means, these are terms that are never ever typed into google except maybe once ever and somehow by some means of cruel fate, the person who searched kept thumbing through the search results and wound up here. Next are the least searched terms on the list. If that doesn't prove how criminally underrated those people are, I don't know what does.Īnd in the high pitched voice of the Nostalgia Critic, I quote: Why is TOY DOGS a term? When have I ever discussed toy dogs ever? Star Wars Hentai? What on earth?Īlso it's a sad state of affairs that people googling GREAT artists like Jessica Borutski and Arthur De Pins land on this blog instead. Some of the other stuff is pretty self explanatory. I assume due to the big negative review I gave it, they all happened upon this blog and instantly had their boners killed. Hot enough to google photos to get their perverse rocks off. This shows that, despite being a shitty film, alot of people found the mutant antagonist of Splice hot. SPLICE, LUIGI, SPLICE DREN, DREN SPLICE, SPLICE FILM, SPLICE SEX SCENE, TOY DOGS, RETURN THE SLAB, SPLICE CREATURE, EL SUPERBEASTO, KLONOA, SPLICE SEX, FEELS BAD MAN, SPONGEBOB, STANLEY TUCCI, SPLICE POSTER, SPLICE NUDE, MOJO JOJO, MILEY CYRUS HERP DERP, GRONKLE, BANKSY, JESSICA BORUTSKI, BUKKAKE, ADVENTURE TIME, SPLICE 2010, STAR WARS HENTAI, NILLA WAFERS, GORILLAZ, SPLICE RAPE, ARTHUR DE PINS, I POOPED A LITTLE, JEREMYVILLE, CRYPTIDS So, in a filthy fashion of complete disorganization that Letterman wishes he could stoop to, here is THE TOP SEARCH TERMS THAT LET PEOPLE FIND MY BLOG AND WEBSITE ONLINE: ![]() ![]() I'm not sure what's happened in the last year and a half or so since I last checked on these search terms. That said, it's been a long time since I decided to see what particular popular keywords are sending people's websurfing boards on a crash course with the coral reef of loud music and weird news that is my blog. And how hilarious it will be to watch Verizon and Google try to tame it and fail miserably. It proves what a wily and untamed beast the internet really is. Links that go to links that go to sites that dont exist that link to site ranking nonexistant links. Sometimes its hilarious, like when I got linked on some Dutch cartoon website and all the comments were angry Dutchies calling whatever content of mine they had posted "shit" but in Dutch. Like the time I found the blog of a director I like who thought I was some sort of genius. Sometimes it's rather interesting and humbling. Today's keyword analysis was inspired by a note I received from Google today informing me my Youtube videos have made me $0.01 last month. It's always surprising to see what search terms cause people to accidentally click here, read the content briefly, and then immediately start jamming the BACK button on their safarifirefoxchromexplorer browsers. Every now and then I bother to use webmaster tools to see what terms allow people to find this blog or my website.
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